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Quadriliteral Toponyms

A list of four-letter place names

Since the plague of psychology unleashed itself unto the world, we now know that everyone who is X is actually a “frustrated” Y. Thus the excellent schoolteacher is really “just” a frustrated actor, etc. etc. ad infinitum.

If your humble and obedient scribe is a frustrated anything, it is a frustrated toponymist. The study of place names is a fascinating realm, and one in which supposition, guesswork, and pure balderdash thrive alongside — indeed, inextricably intertwined with — genuine scholarship.

An odd idée fixe developed in my head in the past month or two — first in a Soanian apartment in the Borough, then in a café in Madrid, finally this past weekend in Wiltshire — of coming up with a list of four-letter place names (quadriliteral toponyms, if terminological exactitude is your thing).

Sunday night in the West Country we took a discarded envelope and wrote down as many as we could think of, or find when visually perusing the maps of the 1920 Times Survey Atlas of the World.

There was no gazetteer, and had there been we probably would have considered that cheating. We also decided amongst the three of us that at least one of us would have had to heard of the place, and that rivers and bodies of water did not count. (Sorry Aral Sea and Sea of Azov! No admittance!) Countries, however, do count.

Excitement grew as we neared 100 places, and I was very proud to have topped off the century with Tuam in the motherland, but further examination reveals our calculations had been faulty and we came up with 110 places. (Drink had been taken, the reader will not be surprised to learn.)

Anyhow, here is the list we came up with, in the order in which the names were summoned by collective thought.

  1. Hull
  2. Eton
  3. Sark
  4. Herm
  5. Bari
  6. Perm
  7. Iona
  8. Zion
  9. Albi
  10. Alba
  11. Mere
  12. Caen
  13. Lyon
  14. Sylt
  15. Gozo
  16. Deal
  17. Kent
  18. York
  19. Avon
  20. Bonn
  21. Bern
  22. Bath
  23. Cork
  24. Penn
  25. Rhyl
  26. Skye
  27. Uist
  28. Eigg
  29. Mull
  30. Oslo
  31. Kiev
  32. Lwow
  33. Omsk
  34. Rome
  35. Pisa
  36. Bali
  37. Iraq
  38. Iran
  39. Chad
  40. Lamu
  41. Aden
  42. Suez
  43. Wien
  44. Buxi
  45. Xian
  46. Bank
  47. Gent
  48. Luik
  49. Iver
  50. Orly
  51. Lund
  52. Lynn
  53. Mann
  54. Fife
  55. Ness
  56. Teck
  57. Utah
  58. Fiji
  59. Oahu
  60. Holm
  61. Togo
  62. Bude
  63. Oran
  64. Metz
  65. Pool
  66. Wick
  67. Cuba
  68. Looe
  69. Cobo
  70. Laon
  71. Lyme
  72. Wool
  73. Yuma
  74. Ryde
  75. Waco
  76. Lydd
  77. Giza
  78. Gaza
  79. Holt
  80. Juba
  81. Rock
  82. Ross
  83. Cobh
  84. Boma
  85. Elie
  86. Jave
  87. Faro
  88. Agra
  89. Siam
  90. Swat
  91. Nice
  92. Oman
  93. Baku
  94. Elba
  95. Noto
  96. Pera
  97. Buda
  98. Pest
  99. Gyor
  100. Pula
  101. Pecs
  102. Arad
  103. Pale
  104. Acre
  105. Yafo
  106. Brno
  107. Saye
  108. Seal
  109. Linz
  110. Tuam

Further contributions are most welcome, with the proviso that you must have heard of them (seeing on a map counts) rather than just looked them up or searched for them.

Published at 1:00 pm on Tuesday 28 September 2021. Categories: Errant Thoughts Journal Tags: , , .
Comments

On Twitter, a number of people have supplied some good contributions including:

Homs
Guam
Edam and
Riga

Andrew Cusack 28 Sep 2021 1:26 pm

If foreign language versions of Lyons and Ghent are allowed (and they ought not to be) then so should Prag. Also: Laos, Oudh, Iowa.

Alan 28 Sep 2021 1:35 pm

Nome, Ohio, Cobb, Leix, Cheb, Rain, Berg, Cork, Troy, Ware, Avon, Vail, Bond, Ward, Pine, Lead, Mold, Metz, Pula, Peru, Kent, Linz, Graz

Matthew M Robare 28 Sep 2021 1:36 pm

Matt we’ve got seven of yours already on our list!

Andrew Cusack 28 Sep 2021 2:59 pm

Croy, France.

Tim Croy 28 Sep 2021 4:51 pm

Luss, Leon, Ross, Croy, Cork…

Kitty 28 Sep 2021 7:58 pm

Bury, Lancashire; Read, Lancashire; Duns, Scotland

Samuel Burke OP 28 Sep 2021 9:41 pm

The wonderfully named GORE in New Zealand’s South Island.

Mike Grundy 28 Sep 2021 11:53 pm

Tory
Gola

Donal Hanley 29 Sep 2021 4:44 am

And from Australia:
Bega (NSW)
Eden (NSW)
Sale (Victoria)
Roma (Queensland)

Alan 29 Sep 2021 7:35 am

From the Dingle Peninsula, Glin,Reen,Drom,Maum,Camp, Inch. Of course every rock ,and field, hill,and valley has a name, but these are towns, and townlands.

Erik Mitchell 5 Oct 2021 6:35 pm
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