I have just checked my results on the Student Portal and it turns out that I have passed every single course this term. “Big deal!” you cry? Well it is a big deal for we, the generally disinclined to work. Especially since I took one more course than usual each term this academic year to make up for the failures of my first year.
This means that I have passed my first two years of university and am now into honours. Thus, God willing, in two years time I shall be Andrew K.B. Cusack, M.A. (Hons) St Andrews.
I’d like to thank all my staff, most especially my secretary, Miss Alexandra Jennings, and my cook, Miss Jocelyn Archer, for selflessly contributing to the Cusack effort and ensuring that Candlemas Term 2004 was a resounding success.
Congratulations on your success. I have to say I’m a little disappointed though. I thought in two years you’d have at least half of Britain converted to the Faith, but it seems not.
Come on, Cusack! This is your task: in two years I expect the Church of England to be abolished and Latin masses in every country village. Excelsior!
Well I know I can’t achieve that myself, but I’m sure O.L.W. could. Ask her!
It’s good to see you made it in despite that (incredibly late) Scottish History essay. If you don’t tell me when it’s due, I can’t remind you.