Are we to believe that you actually received an invitation to White’s? I know you are not at liberty to confirm such a thing, so why, pray, are you teasing us?

Taki got it for you, didn’t he? I can’t think of any other man who would have the connections.

Nothing of the sort! I merely received a note that a friend sent from White’s.

Very neat all the same and something to treasure. Thanks for sharing.

Wait a minute…this White’s joint–it’s a known entity? They have stationery? No doubt they throw a profitable rummage sale once a year.

Yes, I’m sure you will be tossing that right into the furnace the first chance you get! I’m also quite a fan of your friends handwriting : )

Unfortunate that it wasn’t an invite though I’m sure their per annual club fee is equal to that of several mac books…