John Kerry, Lizard Freak
Mr. Gerald Warner, SMOM, our favourite knight in newsprint armor, on Senator Kerry:
“He’s a husband and father. A pilot, a hunter, a hockey player. Tough prosecutor, advocate for kids,” raves the latest Kerry advertisement. “Nineteen years on the Senate foreign relations committee.” Yeah, great. The trouble is, he looks more as if he had spent 19 years on the citizens’ precinct poop-scoop committee. Dubya, in a fit of pique, could nuke Pyongyang tomorrow and Kerry would still look like the weirdo in the upstairs apartment who keeps lizards.
From July 4’s Scotland on Sunday.